jpgay:

atleast i dont say eargasm when i hear a good song 

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How To Celebrate Your First Pregnancy: by The Watsons

thekneegrope:

Step 1: Smile! This is a monumental occasion!

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Hmmm. Okay. John, you got this!

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Okay, well. Maybe next time..

Step 2: Comfort your wife. Hug her and show her just how excited you are!

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Um, John, that’s Sherlock. I know it’s exciting and he broke the news, but maybe you should look at Mary now.

Definitely do not hesitantly touch her shoulder.

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Okay. Congratulations, or whatever.

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  • me: that information is confidential
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aaaaa42:

did you click on my blog expecting “jokes”?? Fool. I am the joke

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trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

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the-girl-who-is-a-fallen-angel:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

every time i see this post its a different picture and every time i reblog it solely for the picture

I like this picture

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