atleast i dont say eargasm when i hear a good song
Step 1: Smile! This is a monumental occasion!
Hmmm. Okay. John, you got this!
Okay, well. Maybe next time..
Step 2: Comfort your wife. Hug her and show her just how excited you are!
Um, John, that’s Sherlock. I know it’s exciting and he broke the news, but maybe you should look at Mary now.
Definitely do not hesitantly touch her shoulder.
Okay. Congratulations, or whatever.